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What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

What did Qatar get after spending billions of dollars to stop LGBTQ+ actions in FIFA 2022? Half naked Argentinian Men Hugging and kissing each other in the end.

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out

What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up your family tree. A gynecologist looks up your family bush.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Frustrated women are typically afraid to ask for what they want in bed. Others don’t even know what they want, they just know what they’re getting isn’t it.

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.