My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident... You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.

A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

What's the difference between a clitoris and a vagina? a clitoris needs to be licked fingered an Palmed, but a vagina only needs to be pounded.

Who does anal? Assholes.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

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