Looks delicious just like a grapefruit! How is a pussy like a grapefruit though? The best ones squirt when you eat them

Ahh memories! This just came to mind right now. Way back when I was inexperienced performing oral sex for the first time. I asked, "Am I doing it right?" To which he replied, "Not if you're talking."

So I am going to just cum out and say it, my boyfriend caught me masturbating with a carrot. His first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”

Damn, look at that! Ahh why is it that IT guys here can't keep girlfriends though? They turn them all off and on again.

Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

Go down a water slide when it isn't wet. And then you'll understand the importance of foreplay.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.