The Chocolate Cake Theory & How to use it in your sex life

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

What do premature ejaculators and hide and seek have in common? Ready or not, here I come

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs? He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

Why wasn’t the premature ejaculator in the office? He got off early

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of your cock up my ass.

If I had a donkey and you had a chicken and if my donkey ate your chicken what will we have? Three feet of you cock up my ass.

Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.