
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...
A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.
If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.
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Why do people say "Grow some balls" balls are so weak & sensitive you ought to say "Grow a vagina" those things really take a pounding.
What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.
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These age gap porn sites offer the perfect places to indulge your curiosity. Whether you’re into watching the chemistry between young and old partners, or simply love seeing the action, this litt...
What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
The sex position formerly known as 69 is now called 96. Due to the economy, the cost of eating out has gone up.
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don...