Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

He knows he is doing something wrong when it comes to foreplay. But he can't quite put his finger on it

Frustrated women are typically afraid to ask for what they want in bed. Others don’t even know what they want, they just know what they’re getting isn’t it.

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

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What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

Condoms? Hah! Those are for pussies!