Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

A "busy beaver" sounds like a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

What is a revolution in the world of love-making? Going from missionary to doggy in the same session

Sexually Owning Her; From Seduction, Foreplay, Peak Arousal to Penetration Techniques

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

Jenna Presley is a former adult film actress who later left the industry and became a Christian speaker

What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year.