A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've be...
What is a revolution in the world of love-making? Going from missionary to doggy in the same session
Damn, look at that! Ahh why is it that IT guys here can't keep girlfriends though? They turn them all off and on again.
So I am going to just cum out and say it, my boyfriend caught me masturbating with a carrot. His first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
That pussy though entails a quick announcement: brought to you by Charles Darwin: Women might have evolved to stay with partners who eat pussy
Guys! Give your ladies an Australian kiss. It's the same as a French kiss, but down under.
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: NICE girls blush when they watch porn, GOOD girls smile cause they know they can do better.
Ahh memories! This just came to mind right now. Way back when I was inexperienced performing oral sex for the first time. I asked, "Am I doing it right?" To which he replied, "Not if you're talking."
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary blowjob.
What does a premature ejaculator and a blind man have in common? They never see it coming