He read a book on how to improve my foreplay. It wasn't too bad once he skipped past the boring part at the beginning.

Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!

He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

Girls who have had sex with this guy say his lovemaking is like an earthquake. its over in about a minute and leaves you wondering what the hell just happened

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because men fake foreplay.

India has a god for almost everything- except premature ejaculation. But it’s coming soon.

I told a joke about premature ejaculation, but nobody laughed. ...What, too soon?

What does Pinocchio's lover say to him? "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.

Instead of "Who's your mommy" I accidentally said, "How's your mommy" and we put our clothes back on and started discussing his mom's breast cancer.