A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

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The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

School is the foreplay of life. You can't rush it.

His girlfriend asked him about his foreplay technique. She asked why He always start with her nipple. He told her he likes to get straight to the point.

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