What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.
What's the difference between parsley and pussy? Nobody eats parsley.
A premature ejaulator went to a dinner party. He didn't know what to wear, so he just came in his pants
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don...
How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
Who was the worlds first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adams banana stand
What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.