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I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time, I could have dinner with my parents.
A woman asked her friend, "Why is your husband so punctual when returning home from work?" The friend replied, "I made a simple rule: Sex will begin at 7 pm sharp, whether he is there or not."