Submits By Trishmaine16

stoner at the party

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What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came? Let's blow this joint.

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long and hard

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Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber

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pot heads

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Why don't you see any pot heads in elementary school? Because they're all in HIGH school

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a joint

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If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

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A Joint Family.

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What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard? A Joint Family.

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Pothead

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Police Officer: "How high are you?" Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

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cocky.

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I would tell you a penis joke… But I don’t want to come across as cocky.

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A dick

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A dick has a sad life. His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his best friend's a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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out of hand.

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I’d make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.

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good way to masturbate

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What’s a good way to masturbate??? Get somebody to do it for you

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Rubik's Cube

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What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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addicted to masturbation

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If you were addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that your addiction got out of hand?

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to bed naked

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My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

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Assholes

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Who does anal? Assholes.

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a hair stylist and a nail stylist

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What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist? One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

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