His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
His girlfriend won't let him spank her butt during foreplay, so he glued her butt cheeks together...Well, if you can't beat them, join them.
The Art of Kissing - An Illustrated Step by Step Guide Into Kissing Techniques
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.
If a dove is the "bird of peace" then what's the bird of "true love"? The swallow.
He always thought the difference between a chestnut and a walnut depends on the amount of foreplay.
Thrusting Into her Pussy | Switching Penis Angle of Entry, Stroke, Rhythm & Positioning
Fellas, always remember the importance of foreplay......when done correctly, a boob in hand gets two balls in the bush!