Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because they won't stop to ask directions.

What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.

The Ultimate Kiss; Eating Her Pussy Correctly

The Chocolate Cake Theory & How to use it in your sex life

My boyfriend went to bed naked. I think he has a boner to pick with me.

Hey, ich bin Melanie, 18, eine versaute Schülerin aus Kiel, und ich ficke die Erotikamateurszene durch! Als geile Schlampe steh ich auf gratis Sextreffen und hole mir potente Typen mit mindestens ...

The similarity between foreshadowing and foreplay is that either way you know something is coming.

Basics on Making Her Orgasm fast

The Secret Key; Perfect Techniques to Arouse & Make Her Orgasm

Intimate Couples Igniting Love & Passion

Female Ejaculation; Unleash the Ultimate G-Spot Orgasm

What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don...

The bacteria found in yogurt is the same one found in a vagina.

Hallo, ihr geilen Schweine, ich bin Daniela, Berlins dreckigste Hobbyhure! Tagsüber knete ich als Bäckerin Teig und backe süße Fotzenfüller, aber sobald die Nacht kommt, reiß ich mir die Klam...