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A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside

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What's the difference between a big cat and a little cat? A big cat can scratch hell out of you, but a little pussy never hurt anybody!

Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.

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What's the smallest hotel known to man? A pussy. Because you leave your bags outside!

What's the difference between balls and a pussy? the harder the pussy, the more balls you need.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Don't make me cum in there.

Why is being in the military like a blow-job? The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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